Gay jokes
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
I'm Gay.
Memes
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
You're gay.
If you read this.
Like if you're gay.
Dislike if you are lez.
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.