Gay jokes
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
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Memes
I am gay.
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
I'm Gay.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
I'm straighter than a rainbow.