Gay jokes
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
This is so true
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
I am gay.
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Every one is talking about glory holes, so I decided to look into one.
I was doing renovations on a house and found a wall with a glory hole. I was going to remodel it, but it's load bearing. I asked a gay carpenter how to fix this, and he advised that I check out the studs first to make sure they were uncut.
Eventually, I gave up and just put my nuts through the hole. Now they're walnuts.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
I'm Gay.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?