Gay jokes

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

Why is the gay kid gay?

Because he likes men.

What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.

Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.

Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.

What do gay Minecraft players do?

Stare at their big blocks.

Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...

What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?

Jack(off) in the Box.

Every one is talking about glory holes, so I decided to look into one.

I was doing renovations on a house and found a wall with a glory hole. I was going to remodel it, but it's load bearing. I asked a gay carpenter how to fix this, and he advised that I check out the studs first to make sure they were uncut.

Eventually, I gave up and just put my nuts through the hole. Now they're walnuts.

Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?

No..... Really?

Hahaha

Grasshole.

"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."

We Do Not Care.

Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.

I'm Gay.

Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.

Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?

Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?

Answer: An Investigator

Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?

Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.

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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?

👬 Gay man On Penis.

What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?

GAY