Gay jokes

duha is gay hahahahahaha.

I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Why are you gay? Because I said so!

What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?

When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.

What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

Batman has no one to call "daddy."

Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?

Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.

You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.

"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."

Nardo Wick

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.

There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!

What's the point of sex when you're gay?

Because only gay people jerk off.

You know I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm really, really gay!

Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯

Friend: You can have my burrito baby.

Gay.

Friend: *begins to moan*

Me: Finna hang up.

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

What do you call gay parents?

Poly.

I'm going to piss on the floor.

Read if gay.

Aha!

A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"

My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.

What do you call a gay friend?

Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.