Gay jokes

They're blooming a gay chicken.

Why are gay dudes so rude?

Because they are fucking assholes.

I turned gay because my wife is too poor.

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?

A: They couldn’t go straight.

Did you know, the average gay person likes men?

Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?

No..... Really?

Hahaha

Grasshole.

"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."

We Do Not Care.

Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.

I'm Gay.

What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?

GAY

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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?

👬 Gay man On Penis.

Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?

Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.

Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?

Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.

Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?

Answer: An Investigator

I'm straighter than a rainbow.

Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?

Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?

You're gay.

If you read this.