Gay jokes
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
This is so true
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.
Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.
Followed by landing in deep shit.
Followed by being totally covered in sea men.
Every one is talking about glory holes, so I decided to look into one.
I was doing renovations on a house and found a wall with a glory hole. I was going to remodel it, but it's load bearing. I asked a gay carpenter how to fix this, and he advised that I check out the studs first to make sure they were uncut.
Eventually, I gave up and just put my nuts through the hole. Now they're walnuts.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
I'm Gay.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY