Gay jokes

What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.

Anal.

Like if you think someone is gay.

Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?

Can I push your stool in for ya?

Your mom gay, Evan.

Mom hot.

Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

You know I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm really, really gay!

My cousin is a surgeon.

Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.

All-star gay mix

Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.

Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.

So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.

The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.

Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*

No phobia lasts forever 👌😂

I hate life, and I'm gay.

Read this and you're gay.

Depression has been entered into your body.

Mathew is gay. Clap.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?

A: They get their shit packed the night before.

What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?

A: Beers for Queers.