Gay jokes

Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?

Answer: An Investigator

What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?

GAY

Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?

Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.

I'm straighter than a rainbow.

Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?

Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?

You're gay.

If you read this.

Like if you're gay.

Dislike if you are lez.

Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.

A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.

What do you call a duck with no head?

Your mom gay.

Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.

Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?

So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.

Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯

Friend: You can have my burrito baby.

Gay.

Friend: *begins to moan*

Me: Finna hang up.

What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?

My dad hates them both!

I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(

You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?

Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?

You: Uhhhhhhh

Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.

You: Thank God.

Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...

You: *faints*

A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!

Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.

"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."

What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!