Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
Gay Jokes
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
Me: Iām going to get burrito šÆ
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
