Gay jokes
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
Memes
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner π½
πͺ πͺ ποΈββοΈ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
I'm Gay.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
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π¨ π¨ What does the initials GOP stand for?
π¬ Gay man On Penis.