Gay

Gay jokes

Gay Man

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.

Life

Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?

Dad

I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, β€œNo, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.

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  • Memes

    Guy

    Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.

    Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?

    Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.

    Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?

    Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.

    LOL xD

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  • Rainbow

    What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

    One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

    Depression

    Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

    Dad

    Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"

    Homophobe

    What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?

    Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D

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