Gay jokes
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.
gayness
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
Gay follow me on TikTok @thatpunkid.
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
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Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.
Greg is a pedo.