Gay jokes

The homophobes writing these jokes.

Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.

I'm going to piss on the floor.

Read if gay.

Aha!

The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.

Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?

What do you call Hitler?

Gay.

I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.

Why am I gay?

Because I like mushrooms.

Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.

Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.

Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?

Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.

Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?

Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.

LOL xD

You're gay, lol.

What do gay horses say?

"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"

Read this and you're gay.

Depression has been entered into your body.

You really gay. No questions added.

What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

I hate life, and I'm gay.

I'm gay.