Gay Jokes

My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night

Whats the Diffrence between a gay Man and a Hairline.

The Hairline is way straighter

I told my friends that are gay that my hairlines straighter then he will ever be

Killua is hot why?

Hes gay

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"

🤔 what do 👬 👨 👨 gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a 👨 👩 👨 man who is heteroflexable when 🤔 he has another 👨 man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob

Fucking Fruit

jimmy: your mom is gay me: no you jimmy: i have no mom

Roses are red Justin beiber is gay But most importantly You know de way

like if u think someone is gay

.... ,I'm gay

A. No B. Maybe C. Leave blank D Yes

What do gay guys and priests have in common

They are both gay in there Own ways

your gay except it

📲 📞 What do you call a 👬 👨 gay man that performs fellatio on a 👨 man and cunnilingus on a 👩 woman a person who is curious about male bisexuality a man 👨 that is bicurious 🚲 does it cycle now

Sorry I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up herecomplaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended...how stupid is that?

What can’t a gay person walk a trail because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your mum gay her name is Rachel

This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar. An hour or so goes, then the new flame says, I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice,food is great, but what's up with the monkey way down there? His friend ok, Watch this. He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool,pulls down his zipper and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin,cleaned himpulled up his zipper then jumped to his chair. Walked back to his new gay friend and said what do you think of that? MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that! His squeeze said wanna give it a try? I sure do, JUST DON'T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey. how's that?