Gay jokes
A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.
Like if you think someone is gay.
Greg is a pedo.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
I am gay.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
What do we call a gay Canadian?
Sophisticated cunt.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!