Gay jokes
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.