Gay jokes
Jak
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
If you have cancer, you are gay.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.