Gay jokes
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Memes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.