Gay jokes
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.