Gay jokes

To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.

A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.

I watch gay porn.

Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."

If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.

Your nan is gay.

Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?

Rainbow Road.

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?

Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.

What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.

Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "daddy."

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?

Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.