Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Gay Jokes
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
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