Gay jokes
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
I'm horny and gay.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
If you have cancer, you are gay.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.