Gay jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Memes
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.