Gay jokes
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Memes
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.