What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.