
Gay jokes
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
Fucking Fruit!
You are gay.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
My cousin is a surgeon.
Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
Ha, gay!
