Gay jokes

What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?

Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝

What do call six gay men going in a war?

Rainbow Six Siege.

Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,

If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.

Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?

Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.

What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?

Norwegian massage.

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.

What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?

They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.

To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.

I watch gay porn.

If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.

Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."

Your nan is gay.

What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?

Rainbow Road.

Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "daddy."

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.