Gay jokes
Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.
Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: You can't!
Stranger 2: You can.
Stranger 3: How?
Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.
Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.
Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-
(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
I think one of my dads might be gay.
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
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What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
What is depressed and gay? Me.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.