Gay jokes
My nan's gayyyyyy.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Memes
Gay people would suck at war.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
I watch gay porn.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Your nan is gay.