What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Gay Jokes
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
I watch gay porn.
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Your nan is gay.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
