1940s jokes

Gas is expensive nowadays.

In the 1940s, they got it for free.

It's the 1940s.

The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.

The chink gets sook chinged!

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?

Concentration camp.

What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"

What is Hitler's least favorite month?

Jewly.

When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

Me watching a World War 2 documentary.