1940s jokes

Gas is expensive nowadays.

In the 1940s, they got it for free.

It's the 1940s.

The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.

The chink gets sook chinged!

I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.

A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.

The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?

Concentration camp.

What is Hitler's least favorite month?

Jewly.

When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

Me watching a World War 2 documentary.

Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.