"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Game Jokes
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
