Game jokes
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
I am smart!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.