Game jokes
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why do animals hate playing card games with foxes?
They’re a bunch of cheetahs!
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
So, Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "Okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But before class ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the students clear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well, come with me out to my dad's car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car, she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.