Game jokes
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.