Game jokes
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
GTA 6
What is baseball?
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
I love playing games with my family.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Game of Thrones season 8.