Game jokes

This is a Cuphead joke.

Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!

Lil Johnny's teacher wanted to play an alphabet game, so she said, "What word starts with A?" Lil Johnny raised his hand fast, but she knew that he would say "ass," so she picked on Sally and she said, "Apple." She said, "What word starts with B?" Little Johnny raised his hand as fast as he could, but she knew that he would say something like "bitch," so she picked on Emmanuel and Emmanuel said, "Banana." She went all the way to W. Little Johnny raises hand as fast as he could again, and the teacher thought of a cuss word that could start with the letter W. She could not think of a cuss word that could start with W, so she called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny said, "Wow." The teacher said, "Good job." Then Little Johnny said, "Like wow, two elephants fucking!"

Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.

Passengers: *Clap*

Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.

Flight Attendant: And what is that?

Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*

Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---

When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!

"Simon says touch your chin."

The fat people be like, "Which one?"

This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.

Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?

A: A baseball field has a home base.

What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

Why does Trump play Minecraft?

'Cause he can build walls.

What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?

"Kobe crash!"

What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?

Magic-cop!

How do you keep a blind kid entertained?

You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know what a home is.

Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.

So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"

How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!

P = Person (not original "pun")

P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!

(Communications with this person are now blocked)

Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?

Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!

A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."

What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?

You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.