Game jokes
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?” The neighbor says, “Well, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.” “Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible... But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?” The man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.