Game jokes
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Five nights at tyler’s
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Pool table.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.