Why do Orphans play Sims? because they can make themselves a family
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other
i went to a park then i kick a ball at a kid in a wheel chair then screamed rocket league
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the switch.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
What where the twin towers plains
Gods playing Jenga
A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time?" The woman replies "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him", so i couldn't do a fatality. I was confused but i understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
Q: why can't orphans be on a football team? A: because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Whats 9/11 survivors least favorite nfl team ?
New York Jets.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
Why did the police 👮 go to a baseball ⚾️ game?
Because a player stole the base.
What is Africa’s most played game The hunger games
Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.
you play gatcha life more like go get a life
What’s Joe Biden’s favorite arcade game? Space Invaders
Fortnite is just like high school. you get off the bus and start shooting everybody
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: *cries*
