Game jokes

My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.

Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

One day the teacher said, "There are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. How many are left?" The teacher calls on lil Johnny. "None," the teacher said, "no but try again." Lil Johnny says, "None, because if you shoot one the rest get scared and leave." The teacher said, "Not quite, but I like the way you think."

Lil Johnny then says, "Alright teacher, I have one for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench, one's sucking it, the other is licking it, and the last one is biting it. Which one is married?" The teacher then says, "The one sucking it, of course!" Lil Johnny then says, "No, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think!"

What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.

Girls are like blackjack; you shoot for 21, but I keep hitting 14.

I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡

I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.

Who's the best at musical chairs?

Stephen Hawking.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.

Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.

I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.

Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!

I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.