I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? -- Because she always ran away from the ball.
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans... because they are always stealing the green cards
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank? -"I want my quarter back."
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1."Hang" out with me Or 2."Jump" 1 times? Me...e-eh?...Why not both?????we could just "Jump while "Hanging" out right?
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you're dad came.
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball Juan on juan
what happens when a emo kid loses a kahoot he gets a 25 kill streak
Why doesn’t the US wanna play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers and the UK has a unkillable queen.
Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
What did me an my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid
Osama's aim was horrible, one of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Why do Orphans play Sims? because they can make themselves a family