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This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen

Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1."Hang" out with me Or 2."Jump" 1 times? Me...e-eh?...Why not both?????we could just "Jump while "Hanging" out right?

Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously

What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you're dad came.

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Why doesn’t the US wanna play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers and the UK has a unkillable queen.