Game jokes
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?