Game

Game Jokes

Baseball

Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?

Cause they don’t know where home is.

Orphan

Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.

Girl

What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know how to hit a home run.

Dick

I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.

Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.

Plagiarism

I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.

Hangman

So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.

Chess

Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.

Accident

Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.

Roblox

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?

Chair

Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.