Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's my water
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
what is another name for 9/11? a forbidden game of jenga
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
Where do find white people on a bench
- the NBA
Roses are red i hate snitches you talk a lot of game for a guy with 3in
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Kid: why do orphans like tennis
Dad: because it's the only time they get love
What is Michael Jackson's favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-a-war?
A: pulled pork
What do you call a otter video game that is about robbing?- Grand Theft Otter!
Q: What is germany's favorite board game? A: nahtzee (yahtzee)
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers