Game jokes
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Memes
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.
Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.