Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.
Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
