Game jokes
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.