Game jokes
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
Why donโt they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldnโt find home plate.
Memes
Fnaf (when C.C got his head bit and survived) him at age 20
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
Why canโt orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they donโt know where home is.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! ๐๐๐๐
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Donโt challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless youโre prepared for the reaper cushions.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.
Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.