Game jokes
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Memes
COnFuSEd UngA BuNgA
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."