Game jokes
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Sans Undertale.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.