Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Game Jokes
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
