Game jokes
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What do you call ball drama?
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Sus
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common? You can't even deal with it!
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.