Game jokes
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.