Game jokes
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Memes
Who laughs last, laughs best.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.