Game jokes
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?