What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing Pin the tail on the donkey? Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers and he took away my queen.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: I killed your horse... The second quickly left and when he returned he said: We have poisoned all your cows
what do you get when you die in undertale and go to temmie vilage? detemmienation
Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? A bowling ball doesnt cry when you put your fingers in it.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)
If you hit a Indian person on the forehead with a dart is it considered a bullseye?
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube? Both get hard when we play with them.
Do you play coc?
Because it’s a pretty good game
Me: truth or dare?
Crush: dare
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number
Crush: umm nevermind truth
Me: ok what is your phone number
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day unfortunately it ended me in hospital tho icu
Wheel chair soccer is just irl Rocket League. Change my mind.
I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why
By the way he was an orphan
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. they get to play Cut the rope on the job all the time!
society is like chess, its always whites vs blacks
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What is a kids favorite thing to do with their dad? Play pretend dog in the bed.
What is a necrophile's least favourite game
The walking dead
my friend playing truth or dare me:dare my friends:i dare u to go home
