Game jokes
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.