Game jokes
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
Memes
me calling my friend to play roblox
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?