Game jokes
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
GET DOXXED JAKE
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."