basketballs are bigger then end
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush
amongus dada
Whats a orphans favourite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
whats the same with ur dad and retail row
they are both off the map
what is an emos favrut game to delete cut the rope
Y does orphans like Minecraft so they can build a home ...
But a creeper blows it up
Have you watched the the show Naked and Afraid? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0
Why can't the orphan run past third base: Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
I wanted to play fruit ninja but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm
What do you get when you have a class of kids, and a speeding car? A 24 killstreak
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire english innings
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon
Pokemon:What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Dad joke Why does a dad gets more than a pair of socks at the golf course? Because of a hole in one
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette, retired after one loss ever.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
