Game jokes
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.