Game jokes
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.