Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
Game Jokes
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says Iām okay, but I feel like Iāve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldnāt build a car out of spaghetti. You shouldāve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, āWhatās your favorite kind of music?ā The other says, āIām a big metal fan.ā
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didnāt the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I canāt drink coffee anymore. Or else theyāll ground me!
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
