Game jokes
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
"Among Us."
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Player 138 eliminated...
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"