Game Jokes

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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

Sayori: *dies* Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊" MC: "😨"

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY)

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me. I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

Did you know that if you die you can still be apart of family game night!! all you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass and the games that uses hour glasses well you will be apart of family game night.

my friend: hey i got 15 kills! me: i got 60 kills! my friend: i didn't know you played call of duty! me: whats call of duty?

You know how you mine and craft in minecraft, and you chat in Vr in Vr chat, but what do you do in Alabama?

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game

It’s just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, Mein Kraft.

What's an Orphans Favorite Toy? A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back

Why did Jesus play football

He was Spanish ayo

WHY DO FORTNITE PLAYERS HAVE SUCH GOOD TEETH

BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO FLOSS

I just beat the hollow knight and found it takes 26hr to beat it but it took me 69hr to beat it

What is the difference between pikachu and a orphan PIKACHU, I choose you!!.

You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!