Game jokes
If you play games, go play on your sister.
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Hollow Knight Meme
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
I love playing games with my family.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.