Game Jokes

POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.

To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.

Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!

Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!

Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!

Poke him on!

What game does an emo hate the most?

Life!

He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.

When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,

other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."

What is an orphan's favorite video game?

"Who's Your Daddy?"

The image shows a two-panel meme using Winnie the Pooh. The top panel shows Winnie the Pooh with a somewhat bored expression. The text next to him reads, "Abortion." The bottom panel shows Winnie the Pooh in a tuxedo with a pleased expression. The text next to him reads, "Spawn kill."

What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?

Bored games.

What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?

A rainbow.

Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarter back.

Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."

Why can't America play chess?

They're missing two towers.

If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.

One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.

Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.

Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."