What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
Game Jokes
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead and so are you.
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
