What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there. Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs
Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn't
whats the difference between a girl and a toy? there is no difference because you play with both anyway
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they ate all the bats
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!🏀🏀😆😆
Why cant the chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you
Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as he’s always sitting down
How is slavery different from Pokémon? The types you can have
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Dad- Son do you want to play roc’ ‘‘em soc robots?
Son- sure, let me get it from the closet
Dad- No, bring your sisters, just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
i was playing laser tag with my ex, but i (wink) didn't realize i had a real gun
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
