Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead and so are you.
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
