Game jokes
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Memes
Mom just bought me this new awesome game!
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead and so are you.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Rock, paper, lesbians.