Game jokes
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Oh no
An elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home.
The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game.
The man asks, "Is it your first time?"
The woman replies, "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.