Game jokes
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.