Game jokes
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite." Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly." Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game." Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..." Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants? Because they always get a hole in one!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!