Game jokes
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Memes
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.