Game Jokes

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white

I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous

What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo

Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen

A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven year olds. The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says yay i i got me a full house.

One day little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parent's bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing he said playing cards, Little Johnny said who is your partner? dad said his mom on his way up he passed by his sisters room and noticed sheets Bouncing around and asked what she’s doing she said playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul. Next day dad came to ask Johnny a questions The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing he said playing cards. His dad asked him who is his partner was little johnny said you don’t need a partner if you have a good hand

are you a wild girl cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there. Where are the others?

They're in his freezer.