Game jokes
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
An Australian, an American, and a British man are on a golf course.
They're all on the green and working out their next shot when a phone starts ringing.
"Terribly sorry," says the Brit, but instead of getting out a phone, he twists his earlobe around to reveal a speaker and opens his bottom lip to reveal a microphone and takes the call.
The other two are pretty impressed, and the Brit shrugs modestly.
"State of the art British tech. Surgically implanted. Amazing stuff."
They get set to resume, but another phone goes off.
"Ugh, sorry guys," says the American, but instead of taking out his phone, he holds up his hand, taps the palm with his other hand, and it turns into a screen. As the other two watch, the American has a video call.
When he's finished, the other two are impressed, but the American waves it off.
"No biggie. Just the latest and greatest in digital communications from the good old US of A."
Again, the three are about to continue their game when there's a strange, electronic sound and, much to the other two's surprise, the Aussie runs off into the bushes.
The Brit and the American follow him and soon find the Aussie squatting down in the middle of a clearing, clothes around his ankles, bare-assed and grunting.
"What the hell..." one of them says, but the Aussie holds up his hand in apology.
"Sorry fellas, got a fax coming through..."
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.