I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Game Jokes
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
