What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Me: wanna play a game Sister: ya, what is it Me: tic tac toe Sister:? Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve Me: tic tac toe
Things to kids: Dragapult:Ooh, look! Some ammo A Good Parent: My baby Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
why are orphans bad at poker becuz they dont know what a full house is
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
He can’t find home
Why does a orphan always get out in baseball
Cause he can't run home
the twin towers are like angry birds in real life.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling? he kept making strikes
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
hangman
so the coach got mad at me cause im the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum and i was just keeping the ball to myself and the coach pulled me aside and said pass to others i said why and he said theres no i in team and i said ya but theres an m e
Why can’t an orphan play baseball or softball
They can’t find home 🤣
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
If you bet on Russian roulette even if you win you still lose
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
why is america bad at chess, we already lost two towers
Rock paper lesbians.
Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.