Game jokes
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."
Guy: "What's the bad news?"
Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."
Guy: "Good news?"
Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”