Game jokes
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Memes
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman