I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Rock, paper, lesbians.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
