Game jokes
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.