"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. đ
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, âWhatâs the word on the street?â
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Why arenât Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Time for a random Terraria joke Q: Why did the guide die at his house? A: The player dropped his doll in the lava. (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Whatâs New Yorkâs favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Whatâs an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
