Game jokes
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Player 138 eliminated...
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.