Game jokes
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
What game did knights play most often?
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What was the winning play at the leper football game? A hand off up the middle.
Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Pacman 200 balls
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.