So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Game Jokes
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
