Game jokes
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder. You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older. But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture.
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin. The water's getting warm so you might as well swim. My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
[Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas. I need to get myself away from this place. I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see. So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus]
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.