A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Game Jokes
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
What game did knights play most often?
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
