Game jokes
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants? Because they always get a hole in one!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Two towers.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch? Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"