5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
