Game jokes
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
Game of Thrones season 8.
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
A cop pulled me over and shouted, "Papers!" I shouted, "Scissors!" and drove off.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.