Game jokes
DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!
“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”
“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Do you want to play Titanic?
When I say iceberg, you go down on me.
What game is for kids? Uno.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.
Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"
Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."
Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"
Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."
Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"
Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.