Game jokes
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.
Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once.
We had sex afterwards even though she lost.
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.