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My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.

So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

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    • Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."

    Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!

    Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.

    Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!

    Sans: Yea bro.

    Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.

    I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.

    And then it hit me.

    My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.

    Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.

    A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

    What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?

    You can't even deal with it!