Game jokes

Why did the police go to a baseball game?

Because a player stole the base.

Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!

I have a friend named Mole.

She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.

(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)

What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.

What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.

Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?

Cause they don’t know where home is.

Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.

Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"

Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."

Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"

Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."

Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"

Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."

I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.

Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.

Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.

When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.

"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"

Get noob.

"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."

"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."

Said no horror movie character ever.

And also GTA logic.

What is Hitler's favorite game?

Nahtzee.

I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.

Video games don't make people violent, lag does.