Game jokes
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once.
We had sex afterwards even though she lost.
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
What is baseball?