Game jokes
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
What is baseball?
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
Fun game to get.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
I love games.