I finally stopped drinking for good
Now I purely drink for evil
Here's a better version of a previous joke:
I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
Its all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
Gwen if ur reading this the link I sent is for u and ur bf to chat and stuff no one shall bother u! Pinky pinky! Btw do U know how I am cause if do then I am related to kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry just chat with ur boy friend
What's a fish's least favorite instrument? A ClariNET!
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why.....he said so I could be extinct😭😭
A boy breaks a vase and his mom says its ok honey mistakes happen how do you think you were born
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make sour patch kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make sour patch kids
Daughter: Oh that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Whats the best thing about dead baby jokes?
they never get old
How do you make holy water?
You take normal water, and boil the hell out of it.
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry 🧺 jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Pp almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said just put it in.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
me: i'm going to steal your heart
her: omg thats so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
