I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Moist of the time.
Yes I’m CUTE
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter
People joke about 9/11, but its not funny My dad died in 9/11
Best pilot in Saudia Arabia
If u kill an emo Is it an assist kill?
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
What do you call a funny cow? A cowmedian
brb makin tic tac toe boards on myself
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
My friend; you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs
I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left!
Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
“Would you like to play the rape game?” “No wtf” She replied “Thats the spirit!”
I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco
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Sex is like math
You add a bed 🛌
Subtract the clothes👚👕👖👙
Divide the legs🪢
And pray you don’t multiply 👨❤️👨👩❤️👨👩❤️👩
