Funny jokes

- I think you're EGGcellent.

+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.

- Really? Are you done yet?.

+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.

*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.

What was the orphan's name?

Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

Bestfriend @3am: I love you.

Me: Love you too.

*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*

I don't know if this is funny.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.

Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.

Spell "I cup." It's funny.

I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!

I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."

Hi guys!

What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!

I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!

What is a frog's favorite drink?

Croaka-cola!

Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?

Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

What do you do when a woman is choking?

Back up a couple inches.

Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.

I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."

What instrument can a skeleton never play?

An organ.

How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?

A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.

You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!