Funny jokes
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
Hi guys!
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.