Funny jokes

*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.

- I think you're EGGcellent.

+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.

- Really? Are you done yet?.

+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.

Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.

What do you do when a woman is choking?

Back up a couple inches.

Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?

Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.

Spell "I cup." It's funny.

Bestfriend @3am: I love you.

Me: Love you too.

*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*

I don't know if this is funny.

I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."

I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."

What was the orphan's name?

Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!

Hi guys!

I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!

What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!

What instrument can a skeleton never play?

An organ.

What is a frog's favorite drink?

Croaka-cola!

How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?

A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.

You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!