What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? - lickalotofpuss
My son said "what rhymes with orange"
i said "No it doesn't!!"
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
Dating 101
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
Been learning Chinese................ 69 is too-can-chew
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with thw royal family...
Rolls Royce
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your Parents
Me:knock knock Bestie:whos there? Me:ben Bestie:ben dover? Me:no ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx Bestie:omg how did i forget hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx
When ur born on 4/20/69
What can’t a person with no arms do: if your happy and you know it clap your hands
Do u want to know my modo when I’m bored?
Punch and orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Me and my friend are walking we see a kid my friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents he said yeah I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays
wanna hear a joke ? no IM already looking at one
Bro i saw two dudes kissing LOL but not regular kissing
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said,’ Hey man, boing, are you sentient too?’ The other one said, “I’m sapient, you are sentient!!” BOINGZINGA!!!?
What Did The Fat Guy Say when He Fell off the Ladder? Catch Me!
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs... Matt
