Funny jokes
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
Hi guys!
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.