alyas dad died thats comedy something not funny is like blm
what do you call a pig that does karate
PORK-CHOP
I like my cigars like I like my women,7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba
Ok not really racist but still funny
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument? A ClariNET!
Somebody told me chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
Three guy are in the woods, a a really smart guy, an average, and a really dumb guy, they bored so the smart guy decides to go hunting a little while later he comes back with a dear, the average guy asks how do did you do that? The really smart guy says says I see dear tracks I fallow dear tracks, I see dear I shoot dear. The average guy say I think I understand and leaves, an little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb goes *gasp* how did you do that!?. And the average looks at him funny and says well I see raccoon tracks I fallow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon I shoot raccoon. The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says Oooohh, ok I thiNo I can do that.. and leaves. Hours pass and and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mingled. They run to help him. Finally one of the guys ask him what happened this is what he said: I see train tracks, I fallow train tracks. I see train I shoot train. But train keep coming.
WHY TF WAS MY SHOOTING JOKE REMOVED? IT WAS FUNNY AND THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WEBSITE FOR MORBID HUMOR WTF I MEAN WORSTJOKESEVER.COM. COME ON......
my name is ethan and i dont find this funny
These are all really nice jokes but here is one. Boy: Spell ME Girl: M-E Boy: You forgot the D Girl: There is no D in ME Boy: Not yet
What's funny about dead baby jokes. -They never get old.
When ariana grande broke up with pete she said she has on less problem with out you.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. (If I explain it, it won't make be funny this is a old joke my friend told me)
Gwen if ur reading this the link I sent is for u and ur bf to chat and stuff no one shall bother u! Pinky pinky! Btw do U know how I am cause if do then I am related to kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry just chat with ur boy friend
Funny things or weird things to say to someone. Hey...have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone. Its hard to find friends that 91% Funny 100%Nice and 100,0000 % good-looking. Funny! Weird name to call a girl: Sweetums. Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins. Lumpy. Nilly. Ninty Minty. and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross thats why I am not getting a bf!
What's the best about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Name the emojis if you do then you get 900/900 points for knowing all the emojis! Type in the comment section. 1. 😀 whats this emoji meaning? 2. 😃 whats this emoji meaning? 3. 😚 whats this emoji meaning? 4. 😁 whats this emoji meaning? 5. 😍 whats this emoji meaning? 6. 😋 whats this emoji meaning ? 7. 🧐 whats this emoji meaning? 8. 😟 whats this emoji meaning? 9. 😳 whats this emoji meaning? 10. 😟 whats this emoji meaning? 11. 😰😨 whats this emoji meaning? 12. 😏 whats this emoji meaning? 13. 😬 whats this emoji meaning? 14. 🤐😣 whats this emoji meaning? 15. 😦🥺 whats this emoji meaning? The winner who will win will be getting 900/900 points!
It's funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can't do any of those things
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone? Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!) Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The worlds most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know thats a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
