Funny jokes
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
"Balls" got me like: 😂
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Jokes are rather funny.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!