Funny jokes
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Jokes are rather funny.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
My father can take a joke because he made one.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
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