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My Italian chef friend died last week: He pasta away
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar? It becomes a flee market.
it would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. it would be prety funy I think lol. just a little funny lol
WALUIGI GETS HIS WALU-WEENIE STUCK IN A VENDING MACHINE!
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana??............................................................................................................................. Dead
Ha orphans are soooooo funny I mean they have many family stories oh wait
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you. LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Knock knock. Whose there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or Dees nuts in yo mouth!)
It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
Hudididada hada dudo Hudididada hada du energy Hudididada hada dudo Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP ....energy
What would you name a mumafied squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on called a day off?
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn't make it up the stairs
Rules of dark humor 1.Everything shall be touched. 2. If it offends someone it shall not be touched.
i was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only i thought it was sodium funny
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup.
Anyone can roast beef.
it's not funny to joke about orphans, without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
alyas dad died thats comedy something not funny is like blm
hi this is not a joke plz like or i will be verrrrrrry sad -_-
