Gwen, u need to shut up! For once!
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
my grandpa's last words were before died in vietnam was what fuck did i step on..........
Mirrors can’t talk, it’s sad that it can’t laugh at you!
knock knock whs,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there orange you glad a didn,t say banana.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us
Dear Gwen and Prince. Gwen and Prince sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest I really just wanted to be ur friends all both of u! Btw prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who aiden is! Sorry a milion times Zreina.
What did the tiger say to the bunny? Nice to meat u!
Meat stands for M-monitoring. E-evaluating. A-assessing/addressing. T-treatment. So when your shoving meat up peoples asses then your monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them
Why were there 2 boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Welcome to mississippi
Hahaha you have no pp
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“Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish” Ok “Thank you what is your wish” I wish for my 5 cents back
Its really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE'' but I walked away I knew it was a prank
what did the fish say to the other fish?
I want my life to be H2O-ver
"What's 9 + 10?" "21" (lol XD)
Also: "My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing: Ninga has ligma
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game
Knock Knock, Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for just let me in!
