What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Two cows were hiding.One said:"Moooo" The other one said:"Shut up! We're hiding!"
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
One day little johnny went to his grandma's house and she asks "do you like nuts" and little johnny says "yes i like nuts" and his grandma says "okay then grab them out of the cabinet" so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says "whats wrong?" little johnny says "i thought they were real nuts." and his grandma fainted.
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? There are twenty of them.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some SPACE...".
Are u getting the funnys
me nan.
hoes be like ive been through a lot no alots been through you
IDK if this is a joke or a question but If killing yourself send you to hell where does siting in the waiting room get you?
My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
These aren't funny
Boy- your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster Quiet kid- your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
i usualyy tell jokes abt kobe but they usully crash and burn
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful
