Funny jokes

I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.

Where did the pig go on holiday?

Snout and about.

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.

One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.

Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.

Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.

I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

Two cows were hiding.

One said: "Moooo."

The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"

If a clown farted, would it smell funny?

One day, Little Johnny went to his grandma's house, and she asks, "Do you like nuts?"

Little Johnny says, "Yes, I like nuts."

His grandma says, "Okay then, grab them out of the cabinet." So Little Johnny went and grabbed them, and he was sad after he grabbed them. His grandma then says, "What's wrong?"

Little Johnny says, "I thought they were real nuts," and his grandma fainted.

What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?

There are twenty of them.

Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."

No, a lot's been through you.

Me nan.

An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."

Are you getting the funnies?

I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:

If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?

My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.

These aren't funny.

Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.

What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!