A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs
If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?" and the Nacho say to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
what did one poop say to the other poop?whats the matter you look flushed
what do they call me when i jack off pulled pork
What does a bullied kid say during at game of Kahoot?
"Id like to Kashoot up this school."
i tried a pun about water but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
2 Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier, they put in their names her name was he gay and his name was shi A ho
How does the dog dance? He doesn't...he's dead
You guys asked for a joke? Well you're in luck, cause you already are one!
knock knock. whos there? not your parents :) so kawaii fr
you so fat
when you stepped on the scale
Buzz Lightyear came out and said
“to INFINITY and beyond”
What do a a stole and a emo have in common... They both sit still
What’s the best form of contraception? Being a soccer fan. 😃😃😃😃😃😃
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
Cheese gimme cheese
( inspired by a friend)
A prisoner dug out of prison, he appeared in a playground, he said, "I'm free, I'm free." A kid said, "so what I'm four."
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mama
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Go up to your friend and say: “It smells like updog.” They will likely reply: “What’s updog?” To which you reply: “Nothing much, what about you?”
