Funny jokes

My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

Me: Want to hear a joke?

Friend: Sure.

Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.

Friend: What's funny about that?

Me: Because the next day they disowned me.

Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.

I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

What is an orphan's favorite joke?

"Yo mama" jokes.

A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.

I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.

Where did the pig go on holiday?

Snout and about.

Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.

One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.

Two cows were hiding.

One said: "Moooo."

The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"

If a clown farted, would it smell funny?

One day, Little Johnny went to his grandma's house, and she asks, "Do you like nuts?"

Little Johnny says, "Yes, I like nuts."

His grandma says, "Okay then, grab them out of the cabinet." So Little Johnny went and grabbed them, and he was sad after he grabbed them. His grandma then says, "What's wrong?"

Little Johnny says, "I thought they were real nuts," and his grandma fainted.

What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?

There are twenty of them.

Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."

No, a lot's been through you.