My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort"...
So your human huh well Im a skeleton so not much gets under my skin
You know, being a bitch is hard...but i found the person who's up for the challenge...You
once, I tried to say, "ps. pp. that's funny right there". instead, I said, you guessed it, "penis!
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
women have less rights than a Nascar track
Why are orphans terrible at baseball they never get home runs
Tigger was playing hide & seek so he looked in the toilet but all he found was pooh
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon Because she will let it go
Q: Whats brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
What did one skeleton say to the other? skeleton1:"I need a hand!" skeleton2:(Throws up hand) skeleton1: "That wasn't very humerus." skeleton2: "Why do you have to be so heartless." skeleton1: "At least I had the guts to tell you"
emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out
What's the difference between Autism and Gender? Autism is on a spectrum.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean Beef.
funny jokes are like kids with autism. they have special needs to make them.
Guys these jokes are not funny my dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever
Interviewer: Hey Jfk, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J? Jfk: I er ah Bang Bang
When a girl was having an aszma attack ariana said just keep breathing an breathing an breathin!!!!!
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Dad: Come on David go dress up like a girl
David: Isn't that illegal
Dad: Na it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in
David: I hate my Life
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
