Funny jokes
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke up at night, with a terrible fright, to find out his dream had come true.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
This shit is disgusting but funny.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer, but they only had 2 dollars each.
Christopher got an idea and ran away to the butcher to see if he could get something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys.
"Are you crazy?!" said Tony to Christopher. "We don't have any money!"
"Take it easy now," said Christopher. "I have a plan."
When they finished drinking everything up, Christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth.
The bartender saw what they did and threw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub.
After the 10th pub, Tony said: "I can't do this anymore. I am drunk, and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk."
"How do you think I feel?" said Christopher, exhausted. "I dropped the sausage in the 3rd pub!"
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!