Funny jokes
Me nan.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
These aren't funny.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke up at night, with a terrible fright, to find out his dream had come true.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
This shit is disgusting but funny.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"