I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
One time there was a squirrel who died.
It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
