Funny jokes

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, "Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."

Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

Because you can't drink and derive.

Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.

Woman jokes aren't funny, period.

How do you make holy water?

You take normal water and boil the hell out of it.

What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?

Pokemon!

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.