Funny jokes

What did the banana say to the peel?

“Let’s split!”

*funny joke about dicks*

How can you tell if your sister is on her period?

Your father's dick tastes funny.

I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"

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You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!

Knock knock. Who's there? Abajo. Abajo who? I have abajo of water with me.

I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:

If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?

I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.

Me: "Are you ok sir?"

Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."

Me: "Well, which one are ya?"

Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.

Abortion is not a joke.

How do you get a clown off your swing?

You shoot it.

I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.

Ur mom.

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.

Monkey: What ya doing?

Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."

Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."

What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!

I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.

Your mum gay. LOL. Funny me!

Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.

Kid: Why?

Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.