Funny jokes
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
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An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"
Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"
Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
These aren't funny.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"But I'm not dead yet!"
"But we're not there yet."
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
*funny joke about dicks*
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"
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You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.