Fun jokes

Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?

Capture the flag.

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.

I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.

It was a breathtaking experience.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

Why did the orphan go to the playground?

To see if it could find its parents.

A game that all orphans hate,

"Who's your Daddy?"

Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.

A person could build a playground with your mood swings.

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

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Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!

Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.

Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.

I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?

A toothbrush.

What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.