Fun jokes

Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.

One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.

While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.

Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!

Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Heaven.

Heaven who?

Heaven fun over there?

A game that all orphans hate,

"Who's your Daddy?"

A person could build a playground with your mood swings.

Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.

Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

Why did the orphan go to the playground?

To see if it could find its parents.

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

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Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?

Capture the flag.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.

It was a breathtaking experience.

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!

Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.

Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.