Fun Jokes

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Heaven.

Heaven who?

Heaven fun over there?

A game that all orphans hate,

"Who's your Daddy?"

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

A person could build a playground with your mood swings.

Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.

Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.

Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

Why did the orphan go to the playground?

To see if it could find its parents.

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

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Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?

Capture the flag.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.

It was a breathtaking experience.

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!

Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.

Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.