If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
So a woman walks into a magician's toy store and browses the collection. Among which was a black, phallic-looking object. She brings it to the counter and asks, "what's this?"
The cashier explains that it's a magical dildo that will listen to whatever you say, "fuck me in the ass," it'll float in the air and fuck you in the ass, "fuck me in the pussy," it'll float in the air and fuck you in the pussy, "faster," it'll go faster, "harder," it'll go harder. She bought this magical artifact and went home for a night of fun and pleasure.
After receiving several orgasms from the magical dildo, she'd had enough, and she told it to stop, but it didn't. The dildo continued to penetrate her, it would go harder and faster, but it refused to stop or slow down. In a panic, she ran over to her car and drove to the hospital to get it surgically removed. Her panic made her disregard the traffic rules, and she quickly found herself pulled over by a cop. As she pulled down her window, the cop leaned towards the door and asked "Do you have any idea how fast you were going!?", the woman tried to explain the situation, she told the officer about the magical dildo stuck in her pussy, but the officer didn't believe her, "magical dildo, my ass" he said, and the lady drove home.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.
Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!
Layne: IKR
Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
Addison: ok fine.
Layne: Look at this joke.
Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
Fun
9/11 is not funny. its just plane disrespectful to make fun of it
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
