Fun jokes

One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."

When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?

You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."

Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)

So, a retarded kid's mom drops her kid off at school and says, "You better stop the bus today, because I’m not picking you up." So he agrees, and he arrives at the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The next day, the mom says the same thing, and the kid goes to the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The third day, his mom says, "I don’t care if I have to jump out in the middle of the road, you better stop that bus!" So the kid goes to the bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says, "Stop!" The bus driver runs over him. A nearby lady stops the bus and says, "Why’d you run that poor kid over?" and he responds, "'Cause he was making fun of me" (in a retarded voice).

Why did Technoblade die?

Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera.

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.

It was a breathtaking experience.

Fun!

Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?

They don't know what a house is.

I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.

I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang.

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.