Fuel jokes

Why did a cheetah fart? It needed more gas.

Gas is expensive nowadays.

In the 1940s, they got it for free.

When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"

Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.

Do your buses run on time?

No, they run on diesel.

What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.

Why did the zebra cross the road?

Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?

Because their car ran out of RHYME.

Why was Hitler broke?

The gas prices are outrageous.

Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍

I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?

Only one gets fuel.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.