Fucking Jokes

Me at the Oscars when i see Jada Pinkett Smith, me, I said: "G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I Jada 2, can't wait to see it"

So will smith is laughing and then suddenly, Suddenly Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face

Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” My nigcka Smith goes: "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Me: "Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers"

I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.

it's fucked up how people make these jokes and when orphans read them it makes them feel worse about them selfs I should know I'm an orphan

What did the skeleton said to the genderless child? you're fucking dead mate

Jack and Jill when’s up the hill to have a thrill with pills jack came down fuck a clown and the cum made them frown

I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push

dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same

What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? “Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

Instead of the line 'This girls on fire', my friend can relate to 'The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the fuck out'

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke life fucks your until you stop breathing,a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore

Jesus takes his disciples to a bar , '13 pints of water please' he says to the barman 'Oh fuck not you again' barman replies 'You boys are about to see something real special' says Jesus

I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick, she said shut the fuck up and keep digging

yo bloon.. what bitch where the fuck my child support camo bloon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued and it said fuck you

when i see james charles my popcorn goes pop pop

fuck me

I took an uber home the other day, and the basterd was swerving all over the road and driving on the shoulder... I said "who the fuck taught you to drive"... To this he replied "Stevie Wonder".

*A man walks into a library* Man: Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide? Librarian: Do you know about our return policy? Suicidal Man: ... Librarian: ... The Woman checking out a book: WHAT THE FUCK?