Fucking jokes

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.

I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".

So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".

So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"

I know, it's an awful joke.

Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.

Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.

Sans: Kid, I will kill you.

Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

Lady: I am going to come to your house.

Man: Ok.

An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.

Man: You are going to cum to my house!

And then he fucks her.

If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?

My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?

"Get a life, dum dums!"

Says the fucking moron.

I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.

A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.

The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.

Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"

What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?

I couldn't give a fuck about either.

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia. So I ended up doing the YMCA.

Job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?"

"Honesty."

"I don't think honesty is a weakness."

"I don't give a fuck what you think."