POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
Three Europeans come to America. They are all captured by Native Americans, who want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agree not to kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it.
So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs, and the Native American kills him.
They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a BANANA!!"
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What do you call a banana that can dance? CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS
if you get a apple a day what does it give you? Worms and rotten fruit
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
