Fruit jokes
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
Banana joke?
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow? So it could have sweet dreams.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.