Fruit jokes
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Memes
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?