Fruit jokes

What key opens a banana?

A monkey.

What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?

One actually gets picked.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple actually gets picked.

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.

What's between an orphan and an apple tray?

The apples get picked.

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?

The apples actually get picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.

Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.

What's the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What game do Emos play?

Fruit Ninja.

(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.