Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
