Fruit jokes
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.