Fruit jokes

Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.

What stresses a baby strawberry out?

When its mom is in a jam.

Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?

Because she loved raisin' kids!

What do pears and emo kids have in common?

They both be hanging.

What's between an orphan and an apple tray?

The apples get picked.

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...

An apple has a family tree.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple actually gets picked.

What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?

One actually gets picked.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

What's the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.

Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.