Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
Up your butt with a coconut!
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada.
I ask my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her how did you do that but there was no response.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple
what do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit ninja
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
