Fruit jokes
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.