Fruit jokes
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.