Fruit jokes
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
What do bananas wear into battle? Banana-rama!
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
I find bananas very appeeling.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.