Fruit jokes
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.