If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
Weβre bananas!
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
why do orphans hate apples? because they get picked over them
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates, what is it?" "OH, honey that's your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" the sister replies with a laugh "you think that's cool my monkey is already eating bananas
Billy Bob like pineapple.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
