Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.
Until I threw a watermelon in her face.
Whats the diffrence between an apple and emos? They both hang on trees.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.