Fruit jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.