What is the similarity between orphans and apples? They both get thrown out
banana
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most? Straw-berries.
What’s the difference between a orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Why did a girl like bananas?Because one day she might need to be ready.
is google male or female female bausecuase it doenst let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
If an orange is called an orange why isn’t a lemon called a yellow
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
what is the diffrence of a apple and orphan at least one of them gets picked
i like mangoes
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree which would hit the ground first?
the apple, because the rope caught the emo kid
A boy walks in to class with shirt, pants, underwear, and socks teacher says “where have you been” the boy says on a peach hill.
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks teacher says “Where have you been” boy says on a peach hill.
Then a girl walk in a the teacher says “ And where on earth have you been” the girl says “ well you see...” then teacher stops her and says “ let me guess on a peach hill” girl says “ no on 2 big cucumbers.
What do dead babies amd fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
knock knock whs,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there orange you glad a didn,t say banana.
