What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates, what is it?" "OH, honey that's your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" the sister replies with a laugh "you think that's cool my monkey is already eating bananas
Billy Bob like pineapple.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
