Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair? Because once your a fruit you can't be a vegetable.
Butcher knifes are great tools for cutting many things! Fruit, vegetables, my arms
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Why did the fruit punch say what’s sup
He was so naughty
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
