What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
Weβre bananas!
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.