Fruit

Fruit jokes

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.

Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?

The owners know that forces come in pears.

What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?

The apple... the emo just hangs there.

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.