Why was the emo jealous of the orange
It came precut
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What is an emos least favourite game? Fruit ninja
why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
because she was told that if you rearrange the letters PEAR it spells "rape"
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
Whats the diffrence between an apple and emos? They both hang on trees.
Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
what do you call it when you rickroll someone in the lgbtq?
you just got fruit-rolled
What is a self harm persons favorite game
Fruit ninja
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's Cherry
Me-"Whats the difference between an apple and an emo" Friend-"i dont know" Me- an apple actually falls from the tree
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs. Because once your a fruit you can't be a vegetable.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair? Because once your a fruit you can't be a vegetable.
Butcher knifes are great tools for cutting many things! Fruit, vegetables, my arms
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Why did the fruit punch say what’s sup
He was so naughty
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass? fruit cake
