Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
Where does the banana learn to split at Sunday school
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
We’re bananas!
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
why do orphans hate apples? because they get picked over them
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
