Fruit

Fruit jokes

My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........

IMAGINE!

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple always gets picked. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

A: One of them gets picked.

What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?

One you cut into 2 with a knife.

And the watermelon you cut into pieces.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple actually gets picked.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple actually gets picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple actually gets picked.