What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a BANANA!!"
what do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce wait do not leave yet if you are still reading this you have been rekt ha ha at least im still laughing.
We almost dawned when we went out boating but I got a watermelon to keep me flooding
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose tell his family he/she was a fruit now he/she's a vegetable at least there still in the produce section
What kinds of apples grow on trees? -All of them.
what is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice
what's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your way into someone's pants
I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I cantaloupe.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, who want to kill them. However, the Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agree not to kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it.
The first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs, and the Native American kills him.
They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed. But you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, "Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!"
What do you call a retarded fruit Mentally In-pear-ed
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin the bars...
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of the is a police officer.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
If life gives you melons, you're proababli dyslexic
