Fruit jokes
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
Whatโs the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Whatโs the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. ๐๐๐๐๐๐
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Whatโs the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.