Friends Jokes

My friend and I were at the mall, and decided to try on some necklaces. He said l think you should get the one over there, I do, I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it, I asked him did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?

My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen

He was charged for impersonating a police officer.

Damn Really stole my friend glasses well now their blind but not really their dead.

One day, there are Friends having fun, hours later one of the friends Alice, wanted to leave and say *cya guys am just gonna hangin in the tree and have some fresh air* and they all agree hours go by and the group of friends are ready to go home but then seen a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.

friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand so it can't stand up.

me: nah it's just two tired.

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common?they both can’t hear their parents

Why can’t an orphan go to family dollar?they don’t have a family

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up u gotta fight the suicide squad

i told my friend an egg joke yesterday he thought it was eggcelent.

Two Friends are in a hospital in the lobby, Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying. Friend 1 "*crying hysterically*" Friends 2 "why are you crying?" Friend 1 "I came here for a blood test" Friend 2 "So? are you afraid?" Friend 1 "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger." Friend 2 "*crying hysterically*" Friend 1 "why are you crying?" Friend 2 "I came here for a urine test."

My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.

So me and my friend dressed as dead people for halloween only difference in costume was he was dead

Foxy the fox the was a careless fox she didn't care about her friend Froggy Froggy was a careful frog One day froggy dicided to teach the fox a lesson Foxy was in her bed sleeping When froggy made her room an entire mess She got up and then the mother berated her up for not cleaning her room From now she is a careful fox

Friend: Slavery isnt good Other friend: Yea its terrible Me: shut up and get me a juice

I used to work for a company called 69, my friend took over my position.

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe. Me: you should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste

My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.

me: what is the different off ur mom and a mouscito. friend: let me guess they both sucks u.

how to kick a deaf person off the plane step1 pretend to yell and get some friends to do it too step 2 tell your friends to raise both of there hands step 3 hes out of the plane on a parachute.

bro my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse. The other day he said he couldnt hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...