Friends Jokes

Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.

He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.

He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.

Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"

The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."

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The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”

He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”

A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.

What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.

A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.

So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"