Friends jokes

How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."

I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”

He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”

A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

My mum touched my friend, but she wasn’t the she’s only 12.

Friend: You are joking.

Me: Joking on deez nuts.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.

Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.

My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.

A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.

Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!

What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!

So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.

So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"

So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.

My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!