Friends jokes
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?